Salad Lady

Description
The Salad Lady is a character that appears in Delivery Dance. she may seem like a normal woman but she actuly destroyed the whole russian and north koran army and aft the warm up she hopped onto fortnite and screamed at ninja that he was adopted and after this she goes and poops dino nuggies for all of the poverty overall a good woman

Appearance
The Salad Lady appears to have blond hair, an orange sweater, blue plants, and brown shoes. She has big red lips and is usually found carrying around a plastic bowl of salad.

Personality
She is funny, witty and loves eating salad all the time.

Commercial
In the commercial, the Salad Lady is found dancing after the clip of the two people eating sushi. Not much is known about Salad Lady in the commercial, but she may have loved salad while growing up because of how much it seems she enjoys eating it and chomping down in a vigorous way.

Theories
It is theorized that Salad Lady is an alien from Mars and has lived since the dawn of time. The alien part is because her anatomy in the commercial is terrible, which could possibly mean she is an alien trying to blend in with other humans, but is failing horribly. Some people also theorize her to be a war veteran and a plane crash survivor.

Trivia

 * In all scenes that Salad Lady is present she is holding salad.
 * Salad Lady loves salad.
 * Salad Lady may be vegan.
 * The salad that Salad Lady holds appears to be Caesar Salad, a common type of salad.